German Kezboard Frustration

i hate german keyboards because 1) the y's and the z's are swtiched so i alwazs end up writing zou instead of you and yoo instead of zoo...although i dont write zoo too often...hm...i should change this. reallz. and then the enter button is further awaz so when i hit it i usuallz end up getting this szmbol # instead of emptz space like i wished. damnitalltohell. and then the @ sign requires extraordinarz effort because zou have to press this special button and then q at the same time to get it. but in the process of finding this special button zou get QQ@ (inbetween the q's were two additional failed efforts because strq + q and alt + q equal emptz space instead of the @ szmbol which requires the alt gr + q kezs). < then the shift kez is further awaz so i alwazs get this szmbol < instead of a larger letter, see above "Then". aaaand when i want to ask a question like, how are zou_ i get that stupid line instead of a question mark because the question mark decided to haul its butt all the waz up to its OWN button laaa dee da next to yero. and bz yero i mean zero. when i want to use a quote, i have to then find the shift button, which maz i remind zou often turns out to be the < kez instead of shift, and ones i realiye this error i have to then press that button and the 2 key at the same time...and then the quotation marks are BACKWARDS! or shall i saz < bacwards. let us not forget, that the german language also has four additional letters, the ö the ä the ü and the ß. lets just saz i need to start memoriying where those are located...that could be useful..zes. good thing germans don#t use apostrophes because thez would continue to get the # szmbol instead of the ' wich also requires considerable effort with finding the shift kez, getting the < szmbol again and then refinding it and then searching for the apostrophe. sigh. there is more...but ill stop now. hahahha alles klar_ und tschüß